WEdnesday War
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Welcome fans to WEdnesday War! We're coming to you live from the this arena where thousands fans have been lining up around the block since this afternoon to be here tonight!
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Okay folks it's time for our opening match.
Diamond Dallas Page
Steve Austin | Vs. | vader
kevin nash |
- Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at a total combined weight of 477 pounds, The team of Diamond Dallas Page, and Steve Austin
...and their opponents, and their opponents, at a total combined weight of 614 pounds, The team of vader, and kevin nash
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Repeated chops to the chest by Steve Austin, down goes vader. Steve Austin helps vader back to his feet the hard way!! Lock up, Steve Austin with a nice hammerlock suplex, both men are down. Austin slowly moving to his feet!
- Vince MacMahon: Steve Austin goes to his corner and makes the tag. In comes Diamond Dallas Page.
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Diamond Dallas Page's gonna bring the mastodon back to his feet. DDP sends him to the ropes, scoop slam! vader goes down! vader being pulled to his feet by DDP! Out of nowhere Diamond Dallas Page grabs him an executes a suplex! Diamond Dallas Page slowly moving to his feet! Diamond Dallas Page helps vader back to his feet the hard way!! Diamond Dallas Page goes to the ropes, clothesline! Down goes the mastodon. vader goes up ... and down to the mat, powerful move by DDP!
- Gorrilla Monsoon: vader goes to his corner and makes the tag. In comes kevin nash.
- Vince MacMahon: Diamond Dallas Page sends big sexy to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes big sexy. Diamond Dallas Page goes of a cover .. Kick out!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Not even a one count on that. big sexy being pulled to his feet by DDP! DDP delivers a kick to stomach. big sexy stumbles to the ground! Cover by Diamond Dallas Page, kevin nash breaks it before the one count.
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Diamond Dallas Page goes to his corner and makes the tag. In comes Steve Austin.
- Vince MacMahon: big sexy being pulled to his feet by Stone Cold! Steve Austin with a punch to the face of kevin nash. Knee to the stomach sends kevin nash to the mat! Steve Austin rolls him up, ...1 ...2 ... Kick out!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: kevin nash goes to his corner and makes the tag. In comes vader.
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Steve Austin measures up the mastodon, falling fist! Austin slowly moving to his feet! Austin goes for the cover ...1 ...2 ..
- Vince MacMahon: the mastodon kicks out in the nick of time! Cover by Austin ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebner is pointing to the ropes, vader has his foot on the rope. vader getting some help back to his feet by Steve Austin! Scoop slam sends vader to the mat! Steve Austin hooks his leg, ...1 ...2 ... Kickout! Barely! Cover by Steve Austin ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebner is pointing to the ropes, vader has his foot on the rope.
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: vader goes to his corner and makes the tag. In comes kevin nash.
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Stone Cold connects with an elbow drop to the abdominal area of kevin nash! Steve Austin moves back to his feet! Austin hooks his leg, ...1 ...2 ... Kickout! Barely! Cover by Stone Cold, kevin nash breaks it before the one count. Stone Cold's gonna bring kevin nash back to his feet. Looks like Austin is going for a DDT, no rolls him over, neck breaker!
Austin out of nowhere STUNNER!! Austin with a Stone Cold Stunner! big sexy is out cold!!
- Vince MacMahon: Steve Austin goes for the cover...
- Earl Hebner: ...1 ...2 ...3
- Howard Finkel: Here are your winners, the team of Diamond Dallas Page, and Steve Austin
[Steve Austin won the match in 10 minutes and 47 seconds.]
- Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 198 pounds... X pac...
[X pac makes his way to the ring]
...and his opponent, weighing in at 252 pounds... from Victoria Texas, the WWF World Heavyweight Champion, Steve Austin...
["You are completely pathetic" [Glass shatters] Austins Music starts to play. Steve Austin makes his way to the ring]
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Repeated chops to the chest by X pac, down goes Steve Austin. X pac hooks his leg, ...1 ...2 ... Kickout! Barely! X pac with a stomp to the back of Steve Austin! X pac goes up top, flying splash!!
- Vince MacMahon: X pac quickly moves back to his feet! X pac stomps the stomach of Stone Cold! Cover by X pac, Stone Cold breaks it before the one count. Stone Cold getting some help back to his feet by X pac! X pac with a flying head scissors!! OH MY!! Cover by X pac, Austin breaks it before the one count. X pac hooks his leg, ...1 ...2 ... Kickout! Barely!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Cover by X pac, Steve Austin breaks it before the one count. X pac goes for the cover ...1 ...2 ..
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Austin kicks out in the nick of time! Steve Austin goes up ... and down to the mat, powerful move by X pac! X pac's gonna bring Stone Cold back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Stone Cold off his feet. X pac helps Austin back to his feet the hard way!! Austin takes a kick to the back from X pac.
- Vince MacMahon: Austin applying an abdominal stretch! A series of knife-edge chops by Austin.
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: X pac enduring harsh punishment . Kick to the stomach by Steve Austin sends X pac down! Stone Cold connects with an elbow drop to the abdominal area of X pac! Austin pulls himself up to his feet! Steve Austin climbs on top of him and is pounding his face!
- Gorrilla Monsoon: left, right, left, right! Thunderous blows!! Austin helps X pac back to his feet the hard way!! Steve Austin with a short jab to X pacs chest.
- Vince MacMahon: Out of nowhere X pac grabs him an executes a suplex! X pac quickly moves back to his feet! X pac goes for the cover ...1 ...2 ..
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Austin kicks out in the nick of time! X pac goes for a cover ...1 ...2 ...Kick out! X pac with a stomp to the back of Austin! X pac's gonna bring Austin back to his feet.
- Gorrilla Monsoon: lock up, to the ropes goes X pac, Stone Cold catches him with a kneelift. Stone Cold measures up X pac, falling fist! Steve Austin moves back to his feet! X pac goes up ... and down to the mat, powerful move by Stone Cold! X pac goes up ... and down to the mat, powerful move by Steve Austin! Steve Austin goes of a cover .. Kick out!
- Vince MacMahon: Not even a one count on that.
Austin out of nowhere STUNNER!! Austin with a Stone Cold Stunner! X pac is out cold!!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Steve Austin goes for the cover...
- Earl Hebner: ...1 ...2 ...3
- Howard Finkel: Here is your winner, Steve Austin!!!
[Steve Austin won the match in 16 minutes and 6 seconds.]
| Shawn Michaels | Vs. | Rocky Maivia |
- Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 227 pounds... from San Antonio, Texas, being accompanied to the ring by Chyna and HHH Shawn Michaels...
[DX theme starts to play. Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring]
...and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds... the WWF Intercontinental Champion, being accompanied to the ring by The Nation of Domination Rocky Maivia...
[We are the Nation, or Domination! NOD's Music starts to play. Rocky Maivia makes his way to the ring]
- Gorrilla Monsoon: A kick to the face takes Rocky Maivia off his feet. Michaels rolls him up, ...1 ...2 ... Kick out! Shawn Michaels rolls him up, ...1 ...2 ... Kick out! Shawn Michaels connects with an elbow drop to the abdominal area of The Rock!
- Vince MacMahon: Rocky Maivia slowly moving to his feet! Rocky Maivia measures up Shawn Michaels, falling fist! Rocky Maivia slowly moving to his feet! Rocky Maivia helps Shawn Michaels back to his feet the hard way!! Kick to the stomach by Rocky Maivia sends HBK down!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Rocky Maivia connects with an elbow drop to the abdominal area of Michaels! Rocky Maivia pulls himself up to his feet! Rocky Maivia with a kick to the head of Michaels! Michaels being pulled to his feet by The Rock! Rocky Maivia with a rakes the eyes of Michaels!!
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Kick to the stomach by The Rock sends Shawn Michaels down! The Rock with a kick to the head of Michaels! Michaels being pulled to his feet by Rocky Maivia! Out of nowhere Rocky Maivia grabs him an executes a suplex! The Rock moves back to his feet!
- Vince MacMahon: HBK quickly moves back to his feet! Michaels with a short jab to The Rocks chest. Michaels delivers a kick to stomach. The Rock stumbles to the ground! HBK's gonna bring Rocky Maivia back to his feet.
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Kick to the stomach by Shawn Michaels sends Rocky Maivia down! Cover by Shawn Michaels, Rocky Maivia breaks it before the one count. Shawn Michaels goes of a cover .. Kick out!
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Not even a one count on that. Shawn Michaels goes for the cover ...1 ...2 ..
- Vince MacMahon: Rocky Maivia kicks out in the nick of time! The Rock goes up ... and down to the mat, powerful move by Michaels! Shawn Michaels stomps the stomach of The Rock!
Michaels stomping his foot, That's the sign for it! Sweet Chin Music!! Rocky Maivia goes down!!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Shawn Michaels goes for the cover...
- Earl Hebner: ...1 ...2 ...3
- Howard Finkel: Here is your winner, Shawn Michaels!!!
[Shawn Michaels won the match in 12 minutes and 59 seconds.]
| edge | Vs. | The road dog jesse james |
- Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 225 pounds... edge...
[edge makes his way to the ring]
...and his opponent, weighing in at 239 pounds... The road dog jesse james...
[The road dog jesse james makes his way to the ring]
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Repeated chops to the chest by edge, down goes The road dog jesse james. edge rolls him up, ...1 ...2 ... Kick out! edge stomps the stomach of The road dog jesse james! edge helps The road dog jesse james back to his feet the hard way!!
- Vince MacMahon: The road dog jesse james sends him to the ropes, scoop slam! edge goes down! The road dog jesse james stomps the stomach of edge! edge being pulled to his feet by The road dog jesse james! Repeated chops to the chest by the road dog, down goes edge. the road dog goes of a cover .. Kick out!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Not even a one count on that.
- Gorrilla Monsoon: edge pulls himself up to his feet! edge connects with lefts and rights to The road dog jesse james's head. the road dog's down to one knee, DDT by edge! edge quickly moves back to his feet! edge goes of a cover .. Kick out!
- Vince MacMahon: Not even a one count on that. The road dog jesse james being pulled to his feet by edge! Lockup. The road dog jesse james sends edge to the ropes! Backdrop! NO!! edge blocks with a knee to the stomach!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Knee to the stomach sends edge to the mat! The road dog jesse james hooks his leg, ...1 ...2 ... Kickout! Barely! The road dog jesse james connects with an elbow drop to the abdominal area of edge! The road dog jesse james pulls himself up to his feet! The road dog jesse james goes for a cover ...1 ...2 ...Kick out!
- Gorrilla Monsoon: edge slowly moving to his feet! edge whips him to the ropes, and a spinning elbow takes The road dog jesse james down! edge helps the road dog back to his feet the hard way!! The road dog jesse james takes a kick to the back from edge. edge connects with a chop to the chest of the road dog.
- Vince MacMahon: A kick to the face takes the road dog off his feet. edge helps The road dog jesse james back to his feet the hard way!! edge sends him to the ropes, scoop slam! the road dog goes down! edge helps The road dog jesse james back to his feet the hard way!! edge connects with a round house right!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: He follows it up with another, and another!! Down goes The road dog jesse james. edge's gonna bring the road dog back to his feet.
edge hits him with the downward spiral
- Gorrilla Monsoon: edge goes for the cover...
- Earl Hebner: ...1 ...2 ...3
- Howard Finkel: Here is your winner, edge!!!
[edge won the match in 16 minutes and 25 seconds.]
- Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 325 pounds... from unknown, destroyer...
[destroyer makes his way to the ring]
...and his opponent, weighing in at 226 pounds... from Calgary Canada, Owen Hart...
[The Hart Foundation Theme starts to play. Owen Hart makes his way to the ring]
- Gorrilla Monsoon: A kick to the face takes Owen Hart off his feet. destroyer rolls him up, ...1 ...2 ... Kick out! destroyer with a stomp to the back of Owen Hart! destroyer helps Owen Hart back to his feet the hard way!!
- Vince MacMahon: Scoop slam sends destroyer to the mat! Owen Hart goes of a cover .. Kick out!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: Not even a one count on that. Owen with a stomp to the back of destroyer! Cover by Owen ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebner is pointing to the ropes, destroyer has his foot on the rope. destroyer being pulled to his feet by Owen Hart!
- Gorrilla Monsoon: A kick to the face takes Owen Hart off his feet. Cover by destroyer, Owen Hart breaks it before the one count. destroyer stomps the stomach of Owen Hart! destroyer goes of a cover .. Kick out!
- Vince MacMahon: Not even a one count on that. Owen Hart being pulled to his feet by destroyer! Scoop slam sends Owen Hart to the mat! destroyer stomps the stomach of Owen Hart! destroyer helps Owen back to his feet the hard way!!
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: destroyer goes to the ropes, clothesline! Down goes Owen. Cover by destroyer ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebner is pointing to the ropes, Owen has his foot on the rope. Owen Hart goes up ... and down to the mat, powerful move by destroyer! destroyer connects with an elbow drop to the abdominal area of Owen Hart! destroyer slowly moving to his feet!
- Gorrilla Monsoon: Owen Hart being pulled to his feet by destroyer! Lockup. Owen sends destroyer to the ropes! Backdrop! NO!! destroyer blocks with a knee to the stomach! destroyer with several open handed chops to the throat of Owen Hart! Lockup. destroyer sends Owen Hart to the ropes! Backdrop! destroyer helps Owen back to his feet the hard way!!
- Vince MacMahon: destroyer connects with a chop to the chest of Owen Hart. destroyer with a short jab to Owen Harts chest. destroyer sends him to the ropes, scoop slam! Owen goes down! destroyer helps Owen Hart back to his feet the hard way!!
devestator
- Jesse `The Body' Ventura: destroyer goes for the cover...
- Earl Hebner: ...1 ...2 ...3
- Howard Finkel: Here is your winner, destroyer!!!
[destroyer won the match in 8 minutes and 7 seconds.]